How to have a relaxing bath (not)

• Decide to run a hot bath & read while sick 4 year old has fallen asleep after putting herself to bed.
• Choose book, choose bubble bath, locate towel. Run bath.
• Undress, step in bath.
• Sounds of puking emerge from bedroom.
• Get out of bath, wrap up in towel.
• Find 4 year old, the duvet cover, actual duvet, blanket, pillow case, pillow itself, sheet, undersheet & mattress covered in sick.
• Clean up the mess, while wrapped in a towel.
• Clean up the child.
• Put child in the now lukewarm bath.
• Get in bath too, wash child.
• Get out, wrap towel around self once more & put as much bedding as can fit into washing machine.
• Make cup of tea, read books with child, dream of undisturbed bath later on.